There are some really great entries at the altramona contest. I know I just looked, and then felt really stupid for spending the last couple of hours on this sad sack attempt. I blame John Allison for putting Rogue on my mind a few days ago.
My sob story is that I am as ancient as John and Bryan and have yet to make a living drawing, much less garner any kind of recognition. The younguns I’ve seen in this contest so far have way more talent than me, so I will be eternally poor, self-deprecating, and obscure. I will never own the collector’s edition nor the evil edition because I work for the man, and also I have poor money management skills. I have never had poutine in my life, and it is killing me. #altramonacontest